Stolen from , since it looked fun.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Emily needs to be told 'No, there are certain things that just are NOT allowed'"
D8

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Emily looks like a show dog"
8D what kind of dog?

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Emily says she wants to date"
uh, no.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Emily wants a pony, and she slings lemonade on the corner to get it."
heck yes. That's why the sidewalks are sticky.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Emily Does Carrie Underwood"
Screw Carrie Underwood. (she's the one who sings "Jesus Take the Wheel," right?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "emily hates that dude behind her so much"
That's not so unlikely- especially if I happen to be attending my last school. Ugh.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Emily asks Jimmy "am I behaving like a whore?" Jimmy's reply is: "Whoring is a peacetime activity.""
HA!

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Emily Goes Wild"
x__x what's with all these dirty, wild Emilies on Google?

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Emily likes puppies"
true.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "emily.eats.scene.kids.and. emo.kids."
because that's how I roll.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Emily wears a cute outfit from Grandma while she plays in the house"
uh... maybe 12 years ago?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Emily was arrested for beating up a classmate"
XD I bet I had very good reasons.