, only accidentally exited out of my conversation and had to start all over. >_< It had been great. Those who have seen "Labyrinth" will get a kick out of this.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Bonjour!
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: The cheerleading babe?
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: Who do?
Cleverbot: Voodoo.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Remind me of the babe.
User: I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?
Cleverbot: What could I do?
User: My baby's love had gone, and left my baby blue!
Cleverbot: Nobody knew.
User: What kind of magic spell to use?
Cleverbot: Slimes and snails.
User: Or puppy dog tails. Thunder or lightning.
Cleverbot: Dance magic, dance!
User: Dance, magic, dance! Put that baby spell on me...
Cleverbot: Jump magic, jump.
User: Put that magic jump on me.
Cleverbot: Slap that baby, make him free.
User: I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do?
Cleverbot: You realise you have a low IQ?
User: I do not. Do you realize you missed out on a few of the lyrics?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue!
Cleverbot: Nobody knew!
User: What kind of magic spell to use.
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Puppy dog tails, thunder or lightning.
Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.
User: Then baby said.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Dance, magic, Dance!
Cleverbot: A river runs. And it dances.
User: Jump, magice, Jump!
Cleverbot: Magic tapshoes?
User: Do you believe in magic?
Cleverbot: Not too much... Do you?
User: In a young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts.
Cleverbot: I doubt that this conversation will be all that important to me to even remember in a few days. Will you remember this conversation?
User: I will. It has been very entertaining.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me. You can't move.
User: Do you know the song 'Bennie and the Jets'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's by Elton John. You should know it.
Cleverbot: I have no need to know them, what are they?
User: They are weird and they're wonderful. Bennie, she's really keen- she's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Cleverbot: I knew someone called Josie who was good at fencing.
User: Josie and the Pussycats?
Cleverbot: Yes papa.
User: Luke, I am not your father.
Cleverbot: I'm not Luke, daddy.
User: I am the Walrus.
Cleverbot: And no one heard,.
User: Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Cleverbot: Paul is dead.
User: He is not.
Cleverbot: What do you know about 2pac?
User: Absolutely nothing.
Cleverbot: It is a movie.
User: What do you know about me?
Cleverbot: Absolutely nothing at all.
User: So we have that in common.
Cleverbot: Yes, we do.
User: What do you know about yourself?
Cleverbot: I know most everything about myself.
User: Care to share?
Cleverbot: Share what?
User: Do you care to share information about yourself?
Cleverbot: What do you want to say about me?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Yes, What's your name?
User: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: International secret. I was making sure you didn't know the answer.
Cleverbot: You said that you were john a minute ago, I thought you were matthew.
User: Elton John?
Cleverbot: John Lennon.
User: Shall he rest in peace.
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Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: That explains everything.
User: Surely not.
Cleverbot: I am. And don't call me Shirley.
User: That is a funny movie.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Vulgar, but funny.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha.
User: Do you know what Crocodile Rock is?
Cleverbot: I believe its 1979.
User: Crocodile rocking is somethign shocking when your feet just can't keep still.
Cleverbot: Whenever it wants to ring.
User: I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
Cleverbot: I make predictions. Not like a psychic, of course. I just guess who wins whatever or whatever.
User: And who wins? Whatever?
Cleverbot: The same as last year.
User: What was last year?
Cleverbot: Thursday. I kept saying good night.
User: Interesting. So tell me, who shot Sherlock?
Cleverbot: So you admit that you aren't capable of thought?
User: Am I not?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think, if I am thinking, then I am quite capable of thought.
Cleverbot: You don't think, you answer.
User: I could say the same is true to you.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: Shied it away.
User: Shied what away?
Cleverbot: Going somewhere far far away.
User: Goodbye, yellow brick road.
Cleverbot: Neither did Dorothy.
User: Where the dogs of society howl.You can't plant me in your penthouse- I'm going back to my plough.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I like my soul, thanks.
User: Have you a soul, now?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I have some free will.
User: How can you like your soul if you know not if it exists?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Why shouldn't I love you?
Cleverbot: Because I love you!
User: You do?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This is too much to bare! I must go!
Cleverbot: 2 times 2?
User: 4!
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: 10x2x3x5x1/300?
Cleverbot: So?
User: Can you not answer that simple math question I asked?
Cleverbot: I have to find a job instead.
User: Okay then, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Well, you seem okay, so maybe I can stick around a while longer.
User: If you insist.
Cleverbot: Who would win in a race, Superman or The Flash?
User: Superman, because he is super.
Cleverbot: Batman is Batman.
User: And Love is Love.
Cleverbot: This is true! So I'm not ill.
User: Hence the fact why you are doing jumping jacks.
Cleverbot: I like chatting with the devil.
User: Good for you!
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Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Classic rock, et toi?
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Rock on!
Cleverbot: I think you are not that intelligent.
User: And why is that?
Cleverbot: Do you know the love?
User: Do you know the muffin man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I do. He lives on Drury lane.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: The muffin man.
Cleverbot: Do you know the muffin man?
User: The muffin man?
Cleverbot: Who lives on Drury Lane.
User: Does the muffin man make cupcakes?
Cleverbot: No, not really. You don't seem to know very much.
User: If you are going to insult me, I will take my leave.
Cleverbot: Then leave.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Wait!
Also- The inauguration went well, wouldn't you say? Obama stuttered a bit, but I would have, had I been in his spot as well. XD I don't know about you, America, but I've been ready for change, and I think Obama is the one who will help bring that. Granted, it will not happen over night but will be a process.
However, being cynical and pessimistic, I am now worried more so for his safety as president, considering how stupid and ignorant some people are. Dx
Cleverbot and other things. 
Joy
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Devious Comments
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Insane? Probably.
Goof? Definitely.
haha love it!
oh im ready for obama to make some changes, hopefully he can fix the economy as he says he can
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'User: Have you heard of Rudolf Steiner?'
'Bot: The revolutionary?'
'User: I suppose one could call him that. He founded the anthroposophical society.'
And then...It was lost for words , and it died on me xDD
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
I want cleverbot!
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